when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
Eight Northern Australian Snapping Turtles hatched at the National Aquarium are the first of this species ever hatched in any zoo.
Read more about this monumental birth at Zooborns.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
when you drop something but grab it before it hits the ground
Disney doing it right.
if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.